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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:36:00 -
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CCP Navigator closed my last thread about Delve, which totally fits in the rules of CAOD, but whatever.
Fear Not, Readers. I will repost all the previous episodes of Roy Awesome's Totally Awesome Delve Journal here for you all to read, and I will continue my epic episodic saga through Delve.
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Episode 1: This Delve Journal is totally going places.
Hi! I'm Roy Awesome, most Awesome poster in THE INTERNET., and I'm totally going places. Like Delve. Yes, that's right, Roy Awesome is coming at you LIVE from 319 in Delve. See, Totally in Delve.
So, what does an Awesome poster do while in Delve? Well, I like to Die a bit, Do some Mining, and Save Goons from KenZoku.
Why am I here? Well, I felt that it would be AWESOME to see the fights from ground zero. The goons in local are pretty chill. I got to hang out with them a bit. KenZoku seems really uptight though. They killed me a bunch while trying to save a goon battleship, but, I failed. I'M SO SORRY GOON, I TRIED. Iveran will be missed :(((
Other than that, I figured I'd apply to some of the cool corps in 319 like Goonfleet and Destructive Influence. They are probably seriously considering my applications, and I'm sure I'll join one of them. Brothers of THE INTERNET., if I leave, I'm sorry, but, I moved onto a better place
So, Yea, that's Delve. I kinda like it here, the Veldspar is fun to mine, the Goons are pretty awesome. So is Razor, but, Morsus Mihi isn't awesome. They podded me. Not Awesome.
You all should come and hang out in 319. It's really cool here.
Love,
-Roy Awesome
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Episode 2: My BFF Jack Gates
So, I was chillin with my goon brosefs in 319 again, hanging out, enjoying some pretty chill non-gay BFF things, when I decided to undock.
of course, Being out in Delve with some chill goon brosefs, I thought it would be fun to go hang out at their tower in 319, :condi:.
It was a p. chill place, with some cool goons, and stuff, but, the tower didn't seem to like me there, and blew me up. Such is the life of an internet superstar :(
Oh well, Back to the station for me.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:37:00 -
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Edited by: Roy Awesome on 15/02/2009 22:41:07
Episode 3: I should really get blue standings
So, I decided to undock again. Rather unfortunate decision, as a totally UN AWESOME razor guy killed my Velator. He had a hard time killing my pod though. Silly Razor guy. Goons had to kill my pod...Atleast goons are better at killing pods than someone else.
I got a fleet invite shortly after being forcibly docked. The asked me to undock, so .I did. They happily remote repped me while razor killed me. AGAIN. -1 awesome to razor. They are now around 0 awesome points, goons got +1.
After a few more deaths, I decided that razor are really mean, and I should probably mail Fred0 for standings. So I did.
-Roy Awesome
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Episode 3.5: GFSFM is awesome
I did a mining op today. I told Chribba the results.
He Responded :3
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:03:00 -
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Edited by: Roy Awesome on 15/02/2009 23:03:12
Episode 4: Aiiiinntt No Mountain High Enough. Aiiiinnnttt No Valley Low Enough... To keep me from blue-ing you Baaaaayyybbbeeeee
I logged on today to a flurry of activity. Thol was in local, so I asked him about my Dice Application. But, he left before I could fight him, and show him my awesome K:D ratio.
So I undocked anyway. And hung out ontop of the 319 station. It was P. Chill up there, untill someone from RAWR AGAIN killed me. but he didn't pod me, so that made me somewhat happy.
I also noticed that Fred0 responded. It seemed like a tall task, Asking the combined fleet commanders of Goon and PL to blue THE INTERNET., but, after my conversation with our GLORIOUS LEADER, Prontifex, I decided that IT MUST BE DONE.
So, Fred0, Friedn, Partner. I WILL DO AS YOU ASK, FOR IT IS MY DESTINY.
Thus begins my quest.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:10:00 -
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I see not what you speak of
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:15:00 -
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I don't know what you guys are talking about Navigator for. He enforces the rules, I have no say in it. Doing his job, but, whatever :(((((((((
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:08:00 -
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Episode 5: A Journy unlike any other
I was convoed by a goon when I logged back in. He told me I should go to PR-. So I did.
And when I jumped in, I found the first part of my quest, given to me by Fred0. XxAngelxX. She didn't want to talk to me, aside from a 'mm?', but, my quest must go on. XxAngelxX, YOU WELL TELL FRED0 YOU WANT ME TO BE BLUE. OR I AM NOT ROY AWESOME.
I warped to the station to check it out. There was a few bubbles on it. They called it a raep caeg or something, and they were killing people who undocked. it was pretty cool.
The goon told me to warp to the 7-11 pos, cause there was a titan bubbled. I didn't get a screenshot, but, yep, a ragnarok was bubbled in the pos schields. it was funny.
I got podded, and went back to pr-. I asked XxAngelxX again. But I got no response. I chilled at the station with my PL bros some more, and they kept shooting me.
You guys should really let me be blue :((((
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:26:00 -
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 Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Roy Awesome doesn't afraid of anything! 
I know. It's great when you don't have to pay for your ships or clone
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Posted - 2009.02.16 04:30:00 -
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Just remember Vincent, I'm not gay
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Posted - 2009.02.16 07:30:00 -
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Episode 6: On the Roaaaadd agaiin, I can't wait to be on the roaaadd again.
I decided today to travel to uhkl and visit Razor. I didn't get to far, I came across a camp in pr-. The goons there were p. chill, and none of them shot at me, but the two times I tried to get through the camp, a ZAF guy kept killing me!
So, I figured I should mail them and see if I can get blue standings to ZAF. So I did.
About that time, the goons in 319 local were saying dbrb was around. Knowing that dbrb was one of the guys that Fred0 had told me to talk to, I convoed him. He sent me on a quest to talk to others. The journey continues. Prontifex, I will not fail you. I will get us blue standings with Razor.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 20:49:00 -
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Fear not loyal readers, A new update is coming. You guys are Awesome for reading my journal!
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Posted - 2009.02.17 03:06:00 -
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Episode 7: NOT STOPPING BELIEVIN
I was totally wanting to get a yes vote so that Fred0 can set us blue, so I added all the people I need to talk to to my address book. I noticed XxAngelxX was online, so I decided to convo her.
She was taking forever to accept my convo, so I decided to freestyle rap in local. I think I won. Angel still hasn't accepted the Convo :((((
So, I decided to Undock, and hang out with my goon friedns. They weren't doing much, so, I figured I'd continue my travels to UHKL to hang out with razor, but I got podded in Pr- again. And again.
XxAngelxX never responded :(
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Posted - 2009.02.17 07:24:00 -
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Episode 7.5: A victory of my own
I finally made it to uhkl
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Posted - 2009.02.17 07:37:00 -
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They podded me though :(((
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Posted - 2009.02.17 07:42:00 -
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You killed me twice, once in 319 and once in uhkl :((((((
You lose awesome points
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Posted - 2009.02.17 09:16:00 -
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Originally by: Jaunis
Originally by: Taedrin
Innonimate Nightmare, is that you?
i was thinking the same thing..
I am not this Innonimate Nightmare person. I am Roy Awesome
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Posted - 2009.02.17 09:56:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 17/02/2009 09:31:01
These are indeed awesome, in a modern sense of the word(original been killed and mauled these days), but i have to ask;
Is it "NPH"- awesome or "Captain Awesome"- awesome?
There's different shades of awesome, as you must know.
Roy Awesome Awesome. There is nothing better
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Posted - 2009.02.17 19:28:00 -
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You guys are all awesome for reading my delve journal.
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Posted - 2009.02.18 02:05:00 -
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Episode 8: Rejection *sniff* Hurts :(((((((((((((((
I logged on hopeful for the day, only to see I had been rejected from joining DICE. This is a sad day. Sadder than the day that CONCORD notified me that a corp member had died :(.
I must push on. I still have a application into goonfleet, and the goons in local were more than happy to put a good word in for me for some ISK. I do not have enough to give them, so I hope my application will stand on it's own merit. I must push on.
I also had some fan mail from the last few days. I believe I responded to everyone, but, I have received a lot and have made a bunch of diplomatic mails, so, if I haven't, I am so sorry. Your fanmail is awesome, and it keeps me going through the hard rejection from DICE. :((((
I decided to undock, to find a DICE member and shoot him for this great insult to Roy Awesome. So I went to pr-. When I jumped in, I landed in the same bubble camp I died in a bunch before. BUT THEY KILLED ME :( Then I got disconnected.
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Posted - 2009.02.18 03:58:00 -
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Originally by: Lance Fighter
Hehe awesome :D
In that last death of yours, you sound a lot like the vardrags from Nexus when they are dieing from the mechanoids...
>.>
Obscure reference alert?
Uh, yes. I have no clue what you were saying.
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Posted - 2009.02.18 20:58:00 -
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I did visit z3v, but only in passing. I said Bonjour
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Posted - 2009.02.19 01:14:00 -
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There may not be an update today as I have a programming project to do tonight :O
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Posted - 2009.02.19 04:50:00 -
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Originally by: lisa herrick
Originally by: Roy Awesome
There may not be an update today as I have a programming project to do tonight :O
may i just say that no updates due to project work is not awesome.
-1 Awesome point Roy Awesome
I know. It is java, and java is not awesome :(((
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Posted - 2009.02.20 23:26:00 -
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Edited by: Roy Awesome on 20/02/2009 23:27:49
Episode 9: NOT GOONS TOO :((((
I got Rejected from goonfleet today. This is a sad sad day. Sad. Day.
2/20 NEVER FORGET THIS INJUSTICE TO POOR ROY AWESOME.
So I went to qy6.
There wasn't much going on, because the goons had caged Kenny into pr-, and they don't want to fight goons anymore. I hear they killed a bunch of POSes, but, they aren't fun to join in on, because my velator cannot hit a large control tower :(.
When I got to qy6, there was nobody there. so I shot at the station.
I think I'll go to NOL and take the station :3
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:31:00 -
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Originally by: Vinata
I heard you managed to get into a Goonfleet fleet though. That's an improvement over your previous attempts.
This is true. The wont stop shooting me though
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Posted - 2009.02.21 09:11:00 -
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I am unable to find this channel that you speak of.
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Posted - 2009.02.22 07:28:00 -
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I am unable to maek post because I have no computer that can play Eve.
:(((((((((((((((((
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Posted - 2009.03.17 08:18:00 -
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Hi, I am unbanned, but I have left Delve, so the Delve Journal has come to a close.
Thank you all for reading, and I hope you enjoyed it. In the mean time, I'm going to be hangin with my new buddies, the Guiding Hand Social Club, because Tyrrax is cool and let me in.
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